City Gardener

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

Oscar Wilde
Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900)

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man replies, "Yes, it is."

George Bush is taking a stroll around Capitol Hill with Donald Rumsfeld when he meets a little girl carrying a small basket with a blanket over it.

Curious, he asks the girl; "What's in the basket?"

She replies, "New baby kittens" and opens the basket to show him.

An oldie but goodie...


A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,

2000年，在Ohio認識的同學Elaine寄來這篇。在辦公室的我幾乎笑扁了...


TO: All Employees
FROM: Human Resources
SUBJECT: Foul Language