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Do you feel the pressure of meeting all the deadlines at work?
Buried deep in the fucking projects piling up at your desk which supposed to belong to your colleages?
Hardly have time to take a proper gossip break or enjoy a 3-hour lunch?
Your boss gives you a dirty look everytime you run to restroom to take a dump?


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